Damn You, Joe Mazan

You have made a fool of me for the first and last time.

/slowly clenches fist in a dramatic fashion.

In actuality, those guys were pretty good sports and I was willing to act the fool a bit. But seriously, they did edit that shit to make it sound like I'm not one smoothed out player who knows how to get his, and that's just not true. What I did say was that, when you drive around a heap like Ol' Blue, you're game has to be even sharper, and I'm not hurting in that department. Fuckers. He who laughs last, has his foot in yo' ass. That'll be me.

On the car-search front, I'm making some strides with the local dealers about a few different models. I wont get into the hairy details, but I really want to make them bend over backwards to get my business. Perhaps that could be best done with an American car dealer, but from what I've seen so far, they're more expensive and rate out shitty in comparison to the Japanese and Korean cars. I guess that's why they're all up shit creek now.